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catalogue no. 12 / one item in stock

WRAPPED CAT

He was wrapped on the 24th. Nobody opened him.

I am wrapped in red Christmas paper under the tree
ITEM No. 001 condition: sealed
I am still wrapped and not doing anything about it

The item

Colour
Grey. Barely visible under the paper.
Wrapping
Santa print, silver bow, applied without consent.
Opens
No.
Price
One nap, prepaid.
Contract
CA: soon

ALSO IN THIS RANGE

I am wrapped in green paper with a worse ribbon

The Green Edition

Same cat. Worse ribbon.

I am sitting in the box they gave me instead

The Box Option

They gave me a box instead. I stayed in the box.

Three things that happened

01

They wrapped me as a joke while I was asleep. Everyone took a photo. Nobody helped.

02

The tree came down in January. The decorations went into a box. I did not.

03

It has been seven months. My food still arrives. Nothing else has changed.

I am looking directly at the camera in the only usable photo

This is the only photo they took where I look directly at the camera.